If you love cross stitch with a side of sarcasm and pop culture humor, this pattern absolutely made me laugh out loud. I’m a big fan of stitching quotes that make people do a double take — and this Bridgerton-inspired line is one of the funniest moments in the series. The dramatic delivery, the confusion, the scandal — it’s perfect in thread form. If you enjoy witty, sassy, slightly snarky projects, this one deserves a spot in your stitching queue.
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Funny Bridgerton Inspired Quote Cross Stitch Pattern
A sassy, sarcastic cross stitch quote pattern for fans of dramatic one-liners.
A Quote That Lives Rent-Free in My Head
“Inserts himself.”
“Inserts himself where?”
If you know — you know. It’s one of those blink-and-then-burst-out-laughing lines that makes this pattern extra fun to stitch and even more fun to display. It’s ironic, dramatic, and delightfully awkward — which makes it perfect wall art for craft rooms, reading nooks, or anywhere that appreciates a little snark.
Pattern Details
This is a counted cross stitch PDF pattern available as an instant digital download, so you can start stitching right away — no waiting for shipping, just print (or load on your tablet) and go.
- Stitches: 91 W x 91 H
- Floss: DMC (3 colors)
- Stitch Types: Full cross stitch only
- Skill Level: Easy
- Format: PDF instant download
- Pattern Keeper compatible chart (tested by designer)
What’s Included in the PDF
- ✔️ Black and white symbol chart
- ✔️ Color symbol chart
- ✔️ Tablet-friendly pattern pages
- ✔️ Full DMC thread color list
It’s nicely formatted for different stitching styles — whether you prefer printed pages or working from a screen.
Finished Size
- 6.5 x 6.5 inches on 14 count Aida
- Approximately 16.5 x 16.5 cm on 14 count Aida
Perfect For
- Pop culture stitchers
- Snarky quote collectors
- Easy weekend projects
- Funny gift stitching
- TV-inspired décor pieces
If your stitching style leans toward clever, bold, and slightly mischievous, this one is a guaranteed conversation starter.
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Designer: ZahraDesignStudio